Totally unrelated: Pitangas are a very tasty Brazilian fruit.If you have the opportunity, try one! He left 4pm. Did you hear about the Portuguese bakery staff that spoke too much? Hearing the sound, the woman, familiar with the house layout in the dark and very brave, manages to sneak behind the burglar, grabs him firmly by the balls, gets very close to his shoulder and whispers: See more ideas about Humor, Portuguese, Portuguese funny. Nov 6, 2016 - Explore alyssiadesousa's board "Portugese puns" on Pinterest. An Afghan, an Albanian, and Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguan, an Argintine, an Armenian, and Austrailian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a BhutaneseA Portuguese, Spaniard, Dane, Finn, Swede, German, French, Italian, Belgian, Austrian, Czech, Polish, Russian, Afgani, Serbian, Brit, Irish, Scot, Sardinian, Corsican, Icelander, Belarian, Romanian, Yugoslavian, Hungarian, Ukrainian, Bulgarian, Turk, Morrocan, Algerian, Liberian, Sudanese, S. Africa...were going through the Amazon forest, one American, one French and the last Portuguese. Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. They include ** In Brazil it is common making jokes about our colonizers, the Portuguese. Brazilian jokes and portuguese puns like A blonde and her husband are watching the news News A Brazilian man died while skydiving when his parachute didn t open The blonde bursts into tears Husband comforting her I know it s sad but people need to know that there s a risk while skydiving Blonde But that s a lot of people How many is a Brazilian ", a Chinese, a Japanese, a Scot, a Mexican, an, African, a Portuguese, a Swede, a German, and a Frenchman walk into a bar. I hope they do the same about us in Portugal, so... **What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ? We’re proud of them. What did the Spanish guy say to the Portuguese guy he didn’t know? He's a janitor, but the building is his. There's is only one of me" They’re both the same language, but Brazilian grew in a different direction.

We took it to Brazil in the 15th century and it evolved separately when the Portuguese colonizers left. Following is our collection of funnies and chistes working better than reddit. Apr 9, 2016 - Explore cordeirojacklyn's board "Portuguese Jokes" on Pinterest. How many Portuguese does it take to colonize an Empire? Feb 9, 2017 - Explore Fatima Apolinario's board "Original Portuguese Jokes" on Pinterest. See more ideas about Portuguese quotes, Portuguese, Jokes.

Here are some colourful everyday Portuguese phrases used in Portugal and Brazil.
Florence+The Machine replaced one of their members with a former Portuguese footballer. Suddenly, they were captured by a cannibal tribe.Two Spanish intelligence agents get word that a Portuguese agent wants to defect, so they set up a meeting with him. "Honey," she says, "We lost one of our animals. Intrigued, he picks it up and rubs it trying to read the old etchings on the side, and out comes a genie! He said "No, I'm Portugoose. A Portuguese man walking down the beach stumbles upon a rusty and dirty old lamp. I hope they do the same about us in Portugal, so... ** A Portuguese, a Brazilian and an Argentinian are driving through the desert when their car suddenly breaks. She jumps off his lap and yells, "Oh God no!" 7. and scurries off.

What do you call it when an Indian and a Portuguese are sexting? The Chief agent starts to walk into the room, when his partner, Juan Mendoza shouts " No!



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